Behavior Analyst Hoodie | Detective Coffee Illustration, Witty Sarcastic Gift

This cozy hooded sweatshirt brings a warm, lightly playful vibe to slow mornings and busy days. Soft, mid-weight fabric hugs you with comforting warmth while the embroidered/printed coffee graphic and witty line — “First coffee, then behavior reduction.” — captures that universal ritual: sip, breathe, show up. The roomy kangaroo pocket tucks your hands or a phone away, and the double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord adds a finished, durable feel. Subtle sleeve and wrist prints (DTF) and optional chest embroidery give the design a handcrafted touch that reads as personal, not mass-produced. Breathable, resilient fibers and a tubular knit keep the silhouette clean and easy to layer. Wear it on quiet weekends, tired weekday mornings, or cozy meetups where low-key humor starts the conversation.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight (8 oz) for soft warmth and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF sleeve and wrist prints plus DTG main print; embroidery available for chest and wrists
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and compliance with safety standards

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean