{"product_id":"behavior-analyst-hoodie-detective-coffee-illustration-witty-sarcastic-gift","title":"Behavior Analyst Hoodie | Detective Coffee Illustration, Witty Sarcastic Gift","description":"This cozy hooded sweatshirt brings a warm, lightly playful vibe to slow mornings and busy days. Soft, mid-weight fabric hugs you with comforting warmth while the embroidered\/printed coffee graphic and witty line — “First coffee, then behavior reduction.” — captures that universal ritual: sip, breathe, show up. The roomy kangaroo pocket tucks your hands or a phone away, and the double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord adds a finished, durable feel. Subtle sleeve and wrist prints (DTF) and optional chest embroidery give the design a handcrafted touch that reads as personal, not mass-produced. Breathable, resilient fibers and a tubular knit keep the silhouette clean and easy to layer. Wear it on quiet weekends, tired weekday mornings, or cozy meetups where low-key humor starts the conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct features\u003cbr\u003e\n- 50\/50 cotton-poly mid-weight (8 oz) for soft warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e\n- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e\n- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n- DTF sleeve and wrist prints plus DTG main print; embroidery available for chest and wrists\u003cbr\u003e\n- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and compliance with safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e\n- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\n- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003cbr\u003e\r\nProduct information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003cbr\u003e\r\nWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\r\nCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51913457500292,"sku":"27704244560639451148","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51913457533060,"sku":"64064976783798926071","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51913457565828,"sku":"17946620626744513008","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51913457598596,"sku":"33708469774698986743","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51913457631364,"sku":"23428914049656897743","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0225\/1396\/files\/il_fullxfull.8124901319_50id.jpg?v=1780409878","url":"https:\/\/overstimulatedclubb.myshopify.com\/products\/behavior-analyst-hoodie-detective-coffee-illustration-witty-sarcastic-gift","provider":"Overstimulated Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}